01The weekly schedule
Every night at 7 PM Central (America/Chicago):
| Day | Event | Type |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | Reality Rift | Co-op |
| Tuesday | Patch Day | Community vote |
| Wednesday | Glitch Games | Minigame |
| Thursday | The Admin Vault | Puzzle |
| Friday | Fusion Tournament | Competition (needs 2+ players, otherwise Glitch Games) |
| Saturday | ANTICHEAT.EXE | Boss fight |
| Sunday | Community Project | Social build |
The last Sunday of each month replaces the usual Sunday with FINAL CRASH, the monthly finale. In Season 0 that's Sunday, Nov 29, 2026.
Season 0 runs Oct 30 to Nov 30, 2026, and Season 1 starts Dec 1, so the schedule above is what you'll see through both seasons. Check /season in-game for the current one.
02What do you win?
Finishing events pays custom items, Patches and Gems. Events are one of the three Patch sources, along with daily contracts and opted-in PvP wins, and Patches are what unlock powers. Six of the 40 custom items are event-only: Glitch Cubeling Egg (pet), Mini Ender Kite (pet), Greeting Spark, Emote Dice, Glitch Seed and Boss Signal Flare.
Keep the Patch cap in mind: 60 per day.
Newer players also get +50% Patches during their first week as a catch-up.
Gems are cosmetic currency, and players usually get about 1 a day from playing and events. Event nights are one of the steady ways to stack them without spending money.
03The modifier deck
Each event can draw modifier cards that change the rules for that night. Examples: HEAT x2 and DOUBLE PATCHES.
- 30% chance an event draws two cards instead of one.
- No card repeats within 7 days.
- Powers can be blocked during some event heats.
Because cards can't repeat inside 7 days, a card you saw this Monday won't be back next Monday. If HEAT x2 shows up, plan your Heat budget around it.
DOUBLE PATCHES is the card Patch hunters hope for, since Patches unlock powers and loadout slots and can't be bought. When it shows up, that night's event is worth finishing.
04Event types at a glance
The week cycles through very different kinds of play, so there's something for most players:
- Co-op (Monday, Reality Rift): work together toward a shared goal.
- Community vote (Tuesday, Patch Day): the server decides together.
- Minigame (Wednesday, Glitch Games): short games, also Friday's fallback.
- Puzzle (Thursday, The Admin Vault): brains over gear.
- Competition (Friday, Fusion Tournament): named for fusions. The Fusion slot unlocks at 200 Patches, and 4 fusions exist.
- Boss fight (Saturday, ANTICHEAT.EXE): the week's big fight.
- Social build (Sunday, Community Project): build together, or FINAL CRASH on the month's last Sunday.
FINAL CRASH dates through Season 1: Nov 29, 2026, Dec 27, 2026 and Jan 31, 2027.
05The Rat: a hidden saboteur
With 4 or more participants and at least one player opted in (/reality rat on), one player may secretly be The Rat. The Rat gets up to 3 sabotages, then everyone votes. Catch the Rat and each catcher gets 2 Gems. If the Rat survives, they get 5 Gems and the "RAT SURVIVOR" title.
06Planning your week around Reality Crash
- Saturday is a double. The Cheat Cup runs at 6 PM Central, then ANTICHEAT.EXE at 7.
- Friday needs company. Fusion Tournament requires 2+ players; with fewer it becomes Glitch Games.
- Arenas are locked during the event. Do your 10 rewarded arena matches before or after 7 PM Central.
- Tuesday is the vote. Patch Day is a community vote, so show up if you want a say.
- Last Sunday is the finale. FINAL CRASH replaces Community Project.
07Community goal nights
The hub has a community goal board. Hitting the monthly goal can trigger a bonus event night, on top of the regular nightly schedule. That's one more chance at event rewards.
Check the board when you're in the hub. A bonus night is a shared reward, so the more people chip in, the sooner it lands.
08Common Reality Crash mistakes
- Wrong time zone. 7 PM Central, America/Chicago.
- Queuing for arenas at 7. You can't join during Reality Crash.
- Assuming powers always work. Some event heats block them.
- Ignoring the modifier cards. HEAT x2 changes your math.
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FAQFrequently asked questions
What time is Reality Crash?
Every night at 7 PM Central (America/Chicago).
What is FINAL CRASH?
The monthly finale. It runs on the last Sunday of each month in place of Community Project.
What do Reality Crash events reward?
Custom items, Patches and Gems. Six custom items are event-only.
What happens if not enough players join Fusion Tournament?
It needs 2+ players. Otherwise Friday runs Glitch Games instead.
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Last updated 2026-10-30. Facts match the live server; prices scale with the market index.